Damon Bates

HPG Velo Friday Social

Damon Bates·

A math problem. Five questions. Inquiring minds demand answers.

If C group leaves at O Dark Thirty and travels an average of 15.2 and B group leaves at 540 traveling at 15.8 and A group leaves at 545 traveling at 21.2 but smoked a bone first they raided from their kid’s stash:

1. Who passes who first?
2. Who half wheels who first?
3. Who wrecks first?
4. Who wins the Claybrook sprint in the dark?
5. How many Lemmon Poppy Seed muffins does A group consume at Peet’s post ride?

Inquiring minds demand answers.

Meanwhile, on the list

On Jan 3, 2019, Tim Donahue wrote:

“I heard the A, B, and C groups all left at the same time last time. Total organizational breakdown. Who’s in charge of this ride, anyway? Next you’ll be taking detours through some mythical apple orchard or something. The horror.”

ecohen106 wrote:

“Oh dang — I don’t wanna miss this. Don’t go. Come to my class instead. New music and new kit. Awe…all alone…”